First Lady Breakdown
I really don't know much about the 2 potential First Ladies, so I thought I'd investigate the two and see what pops up. (Of course, I really don't know anything about Laura Bush either, but stay with me - I'm bored, ok?)
So, with that I shall break it down for ya.
break it down (v.)
1.)To dance; "Won't ya, uh, break it down, break it down fo me," -- Nelly (Errtime)
2.)To analyze a concept into simpler, easier to understand terms.
3.)To have sexual intercourse.
Just the #2 today, thank you...
ISSUE #1 - FASHION CHOICES
Good Cindy:
Bad Cindy:
Good Michelle:
Bad Michelle:
ADVANTAGE: Michelle - At least her "BAD" can be worn while parting the Red Sea. Cindy's "BAD" looks like she was in a domestic dispute with Uncle Sam ("Don't you point that finger at me, mister!")
ISSUE #2 - INTERESTING BIOGRAPHY NOTES
Cindy: Her family owns one of the largest A-B distributorships in the U.S. She had to go into rehab because of a Percoset/Vicodin addiction. She once had a special ed career at Aqua Fria High School in Arizona
Michelle: She once was a Board Member of a Wal-Mart supplier. Her brother is the basketball coach at Oregon State. Her first date with Barack was to see "Do the Right Thing."
ADVANTAGE: Cindy - C'mon, this one was easy. Booze, pills and retards? Good for her. Bonus points for "Aqua Fria" High School. Cold Water High School? Really?
ISSUE #3 - SENSE OF HUMOR
Cindy: In August 2008, "someone shook [Cindy McCain]'s hand very vigorously," aggravating her existing carpal tunnel syndrome condition and causing her to slightly sprain her wrist."
Michelle: "There’s Barack Obama the phenomenon. He’s an amazing orator, Harvard Law Review, or whatever it was, law professor, best-selling author, Grammy winner. Pretty amazing, right?"
ADVANTAGE AND MATCH: Michelle - Ok, she wasn't hysterical, but whining about carpal tunnel? No White House for you, Cindy.
posted by liberalmudhen @ 11:02 AM
5 Comments:
You had me at retard.
Oooh. I see you've been visited by the good Dr. Zibbs. Sweet.
I loved this comparison. You should do it again with the VP noms.
C'mon Raz, seriously...it's not like Obama needs your vote, he had it all wrapped up at "...governer Sarah Palin" VOTE Nader/Gonzalez in '08!!!
Seriously, we need a third choice, Biden is the moron responsible for the term Drug Czar; he is the Senator most responsible for pushing through the RAVE act, which was later changed to the IDAP act! The dude wrote the damn "tommy chong" law...
And Obama says anything/does anything that'll get him elected; AHEM, American flag pin...need I say more...
It'll be Clinton all over again...short term goodness in exchange for long term badness...NAFTA anyone?
Chappy, you won't be happy until we're all working at 7-11 - it's a world economy, get over it.
You Che poseur.
Polish Wunderkind,
I make no apologies for my left leaning politics; if I had it my way noone would make more than $1m a year, any more gets redistributed to pay for free University education, free health care, and free voluntary housing. And no, I don't want anyone to work at a 7-11, there would be no such thing, because they would all be mom n pop "service" stations that didn't serve junk food and cancer sticks...since when did we become a nation that couldn't make a 30 minute drive without needing some peperoni Combos and a 72oz styrofoam cup of Code Red Mountain Dew!?!? World economy my ass...it's a Chinese/Indian economy...
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