David Caruso Theatre
Note: I have not actually viewed an entire 'CSI: Miami' episode. The following tele-play is only based upon trailers I have seen or an accidental few seconds seen while remote surfing.
(our hero enters an abandoned South Beach nightclub bathed in early morning sunlight)
Chick underling: "Lieutenant, the victim is Senator Chris Dodd, chairman of the Senate Banking Committee
DC (crouches over body, sunglasses in mouth): Bailout heal thyself...
DC (grimaces, puts sunglasses on, stands up): It looks the gentleman from the great state of Connecticut now goes by...
DC (takes sunglasses off, turns to camera, lowers voice an octave): ...Senator Chris Dead
(cue: LOUD SONG BY 'THE WHO'...)