Worst T-Shirt Slogans of 1987

These are not real t-shirts. These are bad ideas of mine.

• I'm With Stupid, um, I mean Robert Bork

• "Perestroika" is French for "Father Stroika"

• Does Klaus Barbie Come With An Albert Speer designed dreamhouse?

• You can't spell Jessica Hahn without "C-a-n-s"

• Mrs Gorbachev, I want to part your Berlin Walls

• Segovia is Dead, but his fingernails keep growing

• I rescued Baby Jessica and all I got was this dumb t-shirt

I just may design one of these if anyone complains.