"Scenes from a Restaurant" OR "Why I Love South City"
Patron (to Bartender): Man, I usta get wasted all the time at your old place.
Bartender: You weren't the only one.
Patron: Hey, what's your brother been up to?
Bartender: He's in jail, actually.
Patron: Oh, sorry to hear that.
Bartender: Yeah, long story
Patron(to guy on next barstool): I guess that's why he hasn't called me back.
(Cook comes behind bar with 24 oz cup. Begins pooring Jack Daniels into cup.)
Patron: You know you can't drink Jack Daniels at their distillery. It's a dry county. You ever been there?
Cook(doesn't look up, removes spout from bottle to make for easier pouring): No.
(Cook fills to rim of cup, about 1/3 of bottle, turns and walks back into the kitchen.)